by James November 11, 2004
A Fat Tire is when you are with a fat bitch and instead of banging her in her pussy you do her in her bellybutton. This may or may not be intentional; sometimes she is just too fat and you just can't find the right hole, but there are occasions that you knowingly stick it in her bellybutton because it feels good or you are too embarrassed to stick it in her pussy.
The first documented instance of this act taking place occurred on April 6, 2009 at John Barleycorn's pub in Schaumburg IL.
The first documented instance of this act taking place occurred on April 6, 2009 at John Barleycorn's pub in Schaumburg IL.
by COCOPAHA April 7, 2009
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by Overthinkingit September 20, 2017
Getting pine tar, putting it on the tip of your penis, have a girl suck it, after you cum in her mouth, the pine tar and cum give off the smell of tires.
by Patel Richardson June 4, 2010
Someone who has an unhealthy relationship with fat tire beer while having the urge to butch up to his friends by sharing exploits of hunting and fishing trips with friends nobody else knows.
Also abbreviated as FTH before a person's name as a descriptor.
Also abbreviated as FTH before a person's name as a descriptor.
by FTH GREG June 7, 2010
Its a combined definition of fat tire and bicycle. Fat tire is a fat chick that you bang in the belly button. and a bicycle is a slut. So a fat tire bicycle is a slut that is fat and you don't wanna fuck her pussy so you stick it in her bellybutton.
Your mom is my fat tire bicycle.
by The-effin'-man January 27, 2010