fat ass mutha fucka

Kieth Shultz a.k.a.....

fat ass
lard ass
whale
hippo
ass bite
emo bastard
mother fucker
go lick my balls you fat piece of shit.

"Hey guys u wanna go do some hardcore skateboarding, eat a whole chinese buffett, have a bicycle party, and go slit our wrists?"

"No you stupid piece of dog shit go kill yourself and make everyone happy, oh yeah you cant hotbox your bike u stupid waste of space and a life. BITCH!!"

by Kieth Sucks Big Floppy Donkey Dick July 6, 2004

fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass

a phrase commonly used by white people trying to sound black. they will typically use outdated black terms along with this phrase hoping to impress their cool half black but really white/mexican "friends". the usage of this term will most likely result with the violator shanked or beaten. or screaming teeheenaynaysha.
(((((:

Tiffany: yo, bitches, what up?
Jennifer: omg. shut up Tiffany before you get yo ass beaten!
Tiffany: there be a fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass.
Jequarius: bitch, whachu say?
Tiffany: TEEHEENAYNAYSHA!!!!!!

by thecool3stcrack3rs March 18, 2009