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Fashion Designer

The lord of clothes, the creator of all your ass wears this very moment!
James: Hey so what do you do for a living?
Sho-Joe: I'm a fashion designer...
James: So can you fix this hole I have in my socks?
Shoe-Joe: Get away you freak!!! I don't use needles and thread, ew!!!
Fashion Designer by Oh Gordon March 2, 2009
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Fashion Designer

The lord of clothes, the creator of all your ass wears this very moment!
James: Hey so what do you do for a living?
Sho-Joe: I'm a fashion designer...
James: So can you fix this hole I have in my socks?
Shoe-Joe: Get away you freak!!! I don't use needles and thread, ew!!!
Fashion Designer by Oh Gordon March 2, 2009

Fashion designer

A gay man telling straight women what to wear to attract straight men.

The weirder, the better.
John Galliano, Jean-Paul Gaulthier, fashion designers.
Fashion designer by CorosiveFrog December 7, 2011
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