fartoil

Residue, not specifically poo in nature, residing in, or around the fart zone. Also, the essence thereof.

I may have slipped in the fartoil emanating from the ladies room.

by eyemoco August 9, 2013

fartriloquist

Anyone who farts and manages to have all of his companions blame it on someone next to him. Bonus points if the person who gets the blame is some innocent stranger.

Wow! That guy standing by us in 7-Eleven really blew a nasty fart. It smelled so bad my teeth hurt." "Actually, that was me. I'm a fartriloquist.

by PsychoPuppyDad April 4, 2011

Fartilepsy

A disorder marked by abnormal abdominal discharges from the ass and typically manifested by sudden, brief episodes of diminished sphincter control, involuntary flatulence, and sometimes severe anal explosions.

Tobin would be a great guy to date, but he does suffer from fartilepsy so be forewarned.

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

fartoisseur

Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.

Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"

Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"

Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."

by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010

Fartilized

When someone does so many smelly farts that the room is over powered my the miazma.

Toby has totally fartilized the room.

by Gailstar January 27, 2009

fartocline

The gradient of stench resulting in a differential temperature between recently expelled methane (farts) and the surrounding air. This creates a layer of hot rancid air.

Person 1: 'I've been farting all night, and I suggest you lie down and stay under the fartocline'

Person 2: 'It's okay I've just added to it, looks like we won't be able to stand up for a while.....'

by Harrypotterthatsme May 29, 2016

fartriliquism

The art of farting near someone in a large group and making it appear that somone else in the group is the farter. This is a very hard art to perfect and can result in many pairs of ruined underwear

Fartriliquism is practiced at work everyday when one co-worker blames his gas on another co-worker.

by AXOMAN June 3, 2007