Suzy: Hey, guess who I ran into?
Tom: *farts*
Suzy: Eewwww!!!! You're disgusting, you know that!?!!
Tom: Stop being such a fartist! Soon, it will be against the law!!
Tom: *farts*
Suzy: Eewwww!!!! You're disgusting, you know that!?!!
Tom: Stop being such a fartist! Soon, it will be against the law!!
by OffBeatDrummer July 2, 2020
Karl - "My god man, was that Donny farting in the kitchen?"
Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."
Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."
by Chiggy Tha Rippa June 11, 2010
Pretentious, elitist, normally annoying "artists" who seek to breakdown every thing down into artistic merits and judge them upon those and only those. Fartists have a tendency to judge things that are not intended to be judged in an artistic manor, for example: Advertisements, Action movies and Porno Films
by TheAdamWe July 3, 2009
Any artist (musician, writer, etc.) whose works only repulse the general public in a way similar to how farts are considered unpleasant.
Fart+Artist=Fartist
Fart+Artist=Fartist
She is at that huge pop-country music festival. I stayed home because I could not justify patronizing those fartists
by w0rdchef January 30, 2011
A fake artist, one who’s public relations and media hype far exceed their talent. Classic fartist would be Andy Warhol or Jakson Pollack. A contemporary fartist would be Taylor Swift, little talent, no singing voice, but a lot of publicity hype.
We paid big money for 2 tickets in the balcony and after 10 minutes on stage it was obvious the guy was a fartist. All hype, no talent.
The painting in the MOMA ( Museum of Modern Art ) looked like the fartist had let her dog roll in a can of house paint and then fall asleep on the canvas.
The painting in the MOMA ( Museum of Modern Art ) looked like the fartist had let her dog roll in a can of house paint and then fall asleep on the canvas.
by Dr. Gunther Volt March 9, 2020
n.
An individual whose appreciation for art runs along the lines of fringe, cult, cheese, camp and/or any combination thereof. So enamored are they that they're compelled to spread the love through blogging, free movie nights and armchair-auteur recreations.
An individual whose appreciation for art runs along the lines of fringe, cult, cheese, camp and/or any combination thereof. So enamored are they that they're compelled to spread the love through blogging, free movie nights and armchair-auteur recreations.
In cult movie circles, Mike Nelson and Joel Hodgson are as highly contested as Capt. Kirk and Capt. Picard are to Star Trek nerds. No matter how you slice it, they are both fartistes of the highest calibre.
by aeryk.are.died September 12, 2009
Fartist - Fake Amusement Really Trying Inside So To - NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THEY SUCK AT LIFE AN USE ART AS AN EXCUSE FOR IT
Phony artists, people who are to lazy to do anything else and use 'starving artist' as a way around it.
An insult to those truly devoted to art,
Phony artists, people who are to lazy to do anything else and use 'starving artist' as a way around it.
An insult to those truly devoted to art,
My fartist friends whine on facebook all day that no one pays them attention while at the same time they refuse to work and sponge off others.
by kitkat83 May 16, 2011