fart storm

a situation with a lot of problems or issues occurring at the same time, but none of them are all that serious. A milder version of a shit storm.

"We had a fart storm in the break room when the copier ran out of toner, the fax machine started smoking, and Janet slipped on spilled coffee all at the same time."

fart storm by Spartacusss March 2, 2010

fart in a hail storm 

When somebody makes a bad situation worse. usually used in reference to a child misbehaving when alot of other stuff going on.

Tristen was acting like a fart in a hail storm ,knocking over lawn chairs and fishing poles, when his grandma was trying to reel in a fish.

fart in a hail storm by fart in a hailstorm August 4, 2009

A fart comes before the storm 

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.

Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

A fart comes before the storm by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024

Stomach fart 

When your stomach, or intestines, make a sound that resembles a fart.

To be a true stomach fart, you must feel it happening

*fart noise*

Guy 1: Dude, did you just fart?

Guy 2: No, but my stomach did

Guy 1: Oh must have been a stomach fart. What did you eat?

Stomach fart by softball_player August 29, 2009

stomach fart 

The growling sound your stomach makes when you're hungry and haven't eaten in a while. Sounds like your ass cheeks are attempting to squelch a wet fart on it's way out your ass hole. Stomach farts don't smell like anything, but they sound eerily similar to real farts and are actually much harder to conceal. Comparable to the sound of a blue whale's mating call; stomach farts are known to be exceptionally loud during test days and moments of silence.

I ripped the loudest stomach fart in class today. Even the teacher heard it.

stomach fart by frothynipples March 9, 2020

stomach fart sound 

When u blow on someone's stomach

stomach fart sounds is blowing on the stomach and making fart sounds.

stomach fart sound by sweetladyT March 13, 2016

mid-surgical fartstorm 

An especially powerful barrage of deadly flatulence emitted during a surgical procedure.

Dad’s surgeon told me that in the middle of it all, Dad’s eyes suddenly ripped open and a sudden mid-surgical fartstorm engulfed the entire surgical team!

mid-surgical fartstorm by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019