Fart Stick
A hollow rod that varies between half an inch in diameter to five inches in diameter that people shove up their ass to help release farts.
Amber: Oh my, what is that stinky smell in the living room? Gasp! I didn't see you sitting over there Toby. I declare, what is that poking out of the bottom of your jorts? Is that mud smeared all over that rather oblong hollow stick? Get that out of your jorts right now! Why do you have an erection? Why is Grand-Ma-Ma's room open?
Toby: PPPPPFFFFFFEEEERRRRPPPPPPP! (Popping noise) FFFFF-FF-F-T.
Amber: Toby, that is disgusting! No! No! Put that down this instant. Tell me it isn't true. Did you go in Grand-Ma-Ma's room again and take her Fart Stick?
Toby: Yes.
Amber: Well Mister, you better get the Dial soap, clean that thing off, and think about what you have done.
Toby: pfff-t.
Toby: PPPPPFFFFFFEEEERRRRPPPPPPP! (Popping noise) FFFFF-FF-F-T.
Amber: Toby, that is disgusting! No! No! Put that down this instant. Tell me it isn't true. Did you go in Grand-Ma-Ma's room again and take her Fart Stick?
Toby: Yes.
Amber: Well Mister, you better get the Dial soap, clean that thing off, and think about what you have done.
Toby: pfff-t.
Fart Stick by San Diego Raw Dog April 9, 2010
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