When you’re not sure if the next thing to exit your anus is
gas or shit but you go ahead and push it out anyway, that’s playing fart or
shart.
You can also raise the odds/danger by adding Pull my
Finger to the mix.
Hey Karen, why so glum? You look like you played fart or
shart and lost!
Gary! Gaaaarrrryyy! We need to go home now! I played fart or
shart, came second and now it’s dripping into my Uggs!
Fucking hell lads, I’m glad I’ve got my hobby catchers on, this is a high stakes game of fart or
shart.