fart print

The mark made by a wet fart, skidmark

At the end of the day while Johnny was changing his clothes ,he had noticed his bad gas had made a rather large fart print in his shorts. Better change those shorts before your night at the bar Johnny.

by killa-B52423 January 18, 2015

Paint Fart

When you push too hard on an oversaturated paint brush and it produces a sudden wet fart noise

---Did you just anal belch?
-No, it was just a paint fart. It's been gassy since I washed it this morning.

by Bobber4419six4 September 8, 2007

carbon fartprint

That part of a person's carbon footprint caused by gaseous bodily emissions.

1. A moose has a carbon fartprint equivalent to a small car.

2. Despite their higher personal contribution vegetarians have a lower carbon fartprint than meat eaters as cows produce huge quantities of methane.

by jamspoon September 18, 2007

fatprint

The indentation left on a surface or object from the weight of an obese person.

"After Jessica arose from the couch, the fatprint left by her enormous behind stretched nearly one half of the couch's width"
"After Jessica arose from the passenger seat of my car, the seat cushion remained indented for over an hour"

by emayemay April 19, 2019