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fart muffin 

to break wind in the cup of your hand and wave it up to a friend's nose and mouth area so that they get a fresh dose of the wretched gas.
Bird gave David a "good game" as Goodbary gagged after David handed him a potent fart muffin as they sat in the President's office discussing the master plan.
fart muffin by CPE-33 April 28, 2006
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Fart Muffin 

When you fart so hard that a little bit of poo pokes out of your butthole.
Guy 1: I heard you had a fart muffin at the club the other day...are you alright?
Guy 2: I think I'll be okay. Stephanie still hasn't called me back, man I regret that tacobell.
Fart Muffin by maaayn November 3, 2015

Fart muffin 

Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.
Bob yelled “fart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.
Fart muffin by Bavamakkos June 6, 2024

Fartmuffin

someone who brings an unpleasant vibe into an already good atmosphere
What a fartmuffin, he just killed the entire party
Fartmuffin by RichForever November 20, 2017

Farthuffing 

When you put your mouth up to your romantic partners asshole and suck on their asshole when they fart in your mouth
Babe… want to start farthuffing me?

Yeah babe that’s really fucking hot when we do that.
Farthuffing by Ravioli__Bandit January 4, 2022

Fartpuffing 

1.The act of inhaling farts then blowing them out as if your where smoking a cigarette or blunt ,2.the act of farting into a bag then inhaling it .
1.fartpuffimg helps me calm down .
2.fartpuffing feels the best when your with someone you love.
Fartpuffing by Dirty hamster September 4, 2016

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026