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Fart Muffin 

When you fart so hard that a little bit of poo pokes out of your butthole.
Guy 1: I heard you had a fart muffin at the club the other day...are you alright?
Guy 2: I think I'll be okay. Stephanie still hasn't called me back, man I regret that tacobell.
Fart Muffin by maaayn November 3, 2015

Fart muffin 

Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.
Bob yelled “fart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.
Fart muffin by Bavamakkos June 6, 2024

Fartmuffin

someone who brings an unpleasant vibe into an already good atmosphere
What a fartmuffin, he just killed the entire party
Fartmuffin by RichForever November 20, 2017

Farthuffing 

When you put your mouth up to your romantic partners asshole and suck on their asshole when they fart in your mouth
Babe… want to start farthuffing me?

Yeah babe that’s really fucking hot when we do that.
Farthuffing by Ravioli__Bandit January 4, 2022

Fartpuffing 

1.The act of inhaling farts then blowing them out as if your where smoking a cigarette or blunt ,2.the act of farting into a bag then inhaling it .
1.fartpuffimg helps me calm down .
2.fartpuffing feels the best when your with someone you love.
Fartpuffing by Dirty hamster September 4, 2016
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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