fart mail
when you record a fart with your cell phone and send it via messaging app ie: Facebook messenger, imessage etc
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Old Fart Mailer
When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.
(email to Old Fart Mailer) -
Hello Mr O Fart,
Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.
Thank you
Lauren
(email from Old Fart Mailer) -
Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.
Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,
Mr Reginald O Fart
Hello Mr O Fart,
Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.
Thank you
Lauren
(email from Old Fart Mailer) -
Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.
Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,
Mr Reginald O Fart
Old Fart Mailer by That'll be the phone Reg December 6, 2006
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Fart-in-your-mailbox
The idea that someone is being shady without any actual proof, like a anonymous Shit smell in your mailbox. First occurred from a string of offenses reported on Next Door.
“Man, have you read all this stuff John Bolton has been Writing about Trump?”
“Dude, that guy is an asshole from Jump, he’s full of shit. Don’t let him Fart-in-your-mailbox”
“Dude, that guy is an asshole from Jump, he’s full of shit. Don’t let him Fart-in-your-mailbox”
Fart-in-your-mailbox by Calinonsurfer June 18, 2020
church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.