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fart huffling

when someone overpraises and flexes their achievements or anything they own to the point where they're sucking themselves off. however, said thing is not that impressive.
Person 1: Look at this painting I did for art class! Can't you see the amount of effort I put into it? The skillful work of paint? Blah blah
Person 2: I think you're just fart huffling
fart huffling by Zxi_Shitou May 7, 2023
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Fart Huffing 

When you let one rip so bad that you have to bend over and in-hail, almost vacuum your own fart from the air to prevent the smell from escaping the floor.
I was in a important meeting and the only way for me to make it not smell was to start Fart Huffing.
Fart Huffing by anonymous August 12, 2021

Farthuffing 

When you put your mouth up to your romantic partners asshole and suck on their asshole when they fart in your mouth
Babe… want to start farthuffing me?

Yeah babe that’s really fucking hot when we do that.
Farthuffing by Ravioli__Bandit January 4, 2022

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026