fart app 

An application for a mobile phone that does nothing more than flatulence sounds. It also generally describes any mobile phone application that is overpriced and useless.

Check out this fart app I bought for my iPhone!!! This has premium fart noises.

fart app by betito84 February 14, 2010

fart appeal 

incredible attraction to one of the opposite gender by the appeal to the odor of their flatulence.

She was bumfuddled by his overcoming fart appeal.

fart appeal by Larry Chair November 21, 2010

Fart on my Apple 

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

Fart on my Apple by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

apple fart 

Shoving a apple in ur ass

No go apple fart in my ass

apple fart by Fuck u banana November 15, 2017

Fartapples

The culinary skidmark otherwise known as the scotch egg

"what the hell is that funky smell?"
"my ass. sorry, i've been munching fartapples all morning"

"fresh homemade fartapples! get them while they're mediocre at best"

"What a lovely picnic. could somebody pass the fartapples please?"

"did you know that fartapples were invented by stalin, john wayne gacy and darth vader, and the scottish are almost definitely not actually responsible for them?"
"wow! they're due an apology!"

Fartapples by el reeko January 14, 2010