fart app 

An application for a mobile phone that does nothing more than flatulence sounds. It also generally describes any mobile phone application that is overpriced and useless.

Check out this fart app I bought for my iPhone!!! This has premium fart noises.

fart app by betito84 February 14, 2010

fart appeal 

incredible attraction to one of the opposite gender by the appeal to the odor of their flatulence.

She was bumfuddled by his overcoming fart appeal.

fart appeal by Larry Chair November 21, 2010

Fart on my Apple 

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

Fart on my Apple by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

apple fart 

Shoving a apple in ur ass

No go apple fart in my ass

apple fart by Fuck u banana November 15, 2017

Fartapples

The culinary skidmark otherwise known as the scotch egg

"what the hell is that funky smell?"
"my ass. sorry, i've been munching fartapples all morning"

"fresh homemade fartapples! get them while they're mediocre at best"

"What a lovely picnic. could somebody pass the fartapples please?"

"did you know that fartapples were invented by stalin, john wayne gacy and darth vader, and the scottish are almost definitely not actually responsible for them?"
"wow! they're due an apology!"

Fartapples by el reeko January 14, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020