Fart Pipe

A very large muffler usually from 4 - 8 inches in diameter and typically found on most import cars with 4 cylinder engines (eg.. Honda Civic, Mitsubishi Eclipse etc). Many import tuners will use these mufflers in place of the single factory dick pipe exhaust. Commonly named "Fart Pipe" because it makes the 4 cylinder exhaust sound like a very loud farting noise when the engine speeds up. Also see, Coffee Can exhaust, Fart Can.

As I pulled up to the traffic light, a ricer with a Civic pulled up next to me and started revving his engine. His fart pipe exhaust was so loud, it vibrated my car. He obviously thought he was bad ass and was going to race me in my Mustang.

by Bruce GumChewz January 26, 2011

Fart pipe

Exsessivly big, loud mufflers found on rice rockets that sound like a farts.

Damn, his fart pipe is louder than a room full of drunken sailors!

by Flip April 30, 2002

Fart pipe

Anus, backside, butt, ass, etc

Bone up the fartpipe - to induldge in anal intercourse, or "you've boned that up the fartpipe" - you've made a mess of that

by Andrew September 11, 2002

Fart pipe

A musical instrument from the 14th century. Inserted in the mouth and anus, the colon acts as a resonnance chamber.

The satyr shafted on his Fart Pipe until he made the Browning Noise.

by Anonymous October 7, 2002

Fart pipe

Sound produced by the ass-hole while receiving a blow-job. Very embarassing.

"That slutty girl was giving me a blowjob but then I came so hard that a had a fart pipe."

by Rayon February 17, 2004

Fart pipe

pipe used to get smell out bathroom drain

it smells in the bathroom fartpipe must be cloged

by tonyrichjosh October 25, 2003

stove pipe fart

When farting in a sitting position, a fart travels out the butthole, and up the buttcrack, and makes a sound at the top.

The only path my fart could take was up the stove pipe fart.

by Thekeegster November 20, 2020