farmer snort 

Plugging one nostril by placing the index finger on it while blowing out the other one in order to discharge nasal mucus on the ground. The "farmer snort" is a quick, efficient way to blow your nose. Unfortunately, it's also a quick, efficient way to guarantee you won't get a second date either.

Damn, Frank was pretty glued when he was at Mike's house. First he farted out loud, then he did a farmer snort on the living room carpet. Mike dial toned him on the spot.

farmer snort by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005

farmer snort 

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer snort all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

farmer snort by jakrel May 17, 2005

farmer snort 

The act of covering one nostril and blowing hard out the other one so as to dislodge mucus, a booger, or oter unwanted material.

See also snot rocket and air hankie

Dude, you got any kleenex?
Nope.
Farmer Snort saves the day!

farmer snort by cyberpunk42 May 17, 2005

farmer snort 

Also called a snot rocket

I launched a snot rocket into the flowerbed. My wife had a fit.

farmer snort by Acemery May 16, 2005

farmer snort 

pluging one nostril and discharging snot out the other. see snot rocket. can also be used for entertainment purposes.

johnny hit the bum from the 5th story of a parking garage with a massive farmer snort.

farmer snort by anti May 15, 2005

farmer snort 

The retards' way of saying farmer's blow.

Joe: Hey, Jim, you got that farmer's blow all over me.

Jim: You dumbass, its called a farmer's blow.

farmer snort by jakrel May 16, 2005

farmer snort 

plugging one side of the nose while blowing really hard out the other in order to clear the nasal passages. AKA snot rocket.

person 1: Do you have a tissue?
person 2: No, sorry. Looks like you're just going to have to do the farmer snort.
person 1: damn, i hate bowing snot rockets, i always get boogers on my hand!

farmer snort by aleckss May 15, 2005