Definitions by DaddyFliffus

scapegoat 

The second tab you have open while watching porn in case somebody walks in on you.

Oh cool, is that Reddit/TIFU, what are you looking at?
I don't know, this is just my scapegoat.

scapegoat by DaddyFliffus September 10, 2016

Farley 

Slang for an erect penis.

Josh attempted to conceal his throbbing farley in public.

Farley by DaddyFliffus August 28, 2016

The Vacation Effect 

An effect that happens to residents of usually rainy climates, on any nice day they feel as if they should be outdoors just because the weather is nice. Staying inside causes an anxious, agitated feeling, the Vacation Effect.

Bob had the Vacation Effect and called his friend Tom asking if he wanted to go outside and play frisbee with him.

The Vacation Effect by DaddyFliffus April 6, 2015

Rent Famine 

When rent for student living is due during a week off and no one pays it until the week after

Bobby: Eh! Did you hire all those hookers last night?
Joey: No, rent famine this week, couldn't even afford to buy bread.

Rent Famine by DaddyFliffus April 1, 2015