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Fart that sounds like you're farting out marbles.
Whoa! Did you hear that farble? He'd better check his pants.
by DannoPMan July 23, 2009
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Cheap, fake laminate or veneer that resembles marble; faux marble.
I thought the countertops were top notch granite, but sadly they are farble.
by David Mann January 07, 2017
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An audible inside fart. When your tummy makes bubbles but they do not come out your butt. Sound but no stink.
"I farbled at the office today and everybody thought I dropped ass."
by Gold Grenade November 28, 2012
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To aimlessly putter. To screw around with something mindlessly and either create something useful or further screw something up.
"I farbled around with the UNIX command variables until I got the desired results. Lucky me. Time for another latte."
by Whitt March 07, 2007
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The unmanly act of pee-ing down one's leg in order to not make noise while while taking a piss. Usually associated with "Bashful Bladder" syndrome. Why not just sit down? Even more unmanly, I suppose.
"I arose in the middle of the night, bladder full, went into the attached, door-less bathroom and farbled in order to avoid awakening Suzy."
by Whitt March 07, 2007
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passing gas while submerged in water.

a combonation of "fart" and "bubble"
"farbles always seems to smell worse than a standard fart"
by protocoldroid June 21, 2004
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cheap, fake flooring that looks like marble; faux marble
Did you see Earline's new double-wide trailer? The kitchen has farble floors. That's the fancy shit.
by sarahsavage April 20, 2006
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