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fappuccino 

The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.
-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.
fappuccino by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009

Fappucino 

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography
Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino
Fappucino by chrisco April 9, 2015

fappision 

A portmanteau of the words "fap" and "decision". It's when you take a decision in a post-nut clarity state.
Damn, I can't decide! I'll leave it to a fappision.
fappision by MrShadowy May 31, 2021

Frappucino 

A concoction of yummy deliciousness drunk primarily by the caffiene deprived.
That frappucino was flipping sweet. I'm gonna love me another one.
Frappucino by Waldo Tumma Wub September 24, 2006
Joe started his day with a fappacino in front of his work computer.
Fappacino by spoondawwg February 24, 2013

frappucinophobia

When you go into a coffee shop and are scared shitless when the indie-rocker barrista is eyeing you down and you can't decide what you want because there are way too many options.
"Hey man, what kind of coffee did you get? I got an Americano"

"I got scared and just ordered a scone. I had some really bad frappucinophobia."