fanny bulge 

The growth of the front lower abdomen experienced by some middle-aged women. Sometimes mistaken for smuggled meat products under thieving womens' dresses in supermarkets and convenience stores.

"I must have put on weight because I can't seem to fit into my wedding dress anymore....but then again I didn't have my fanny bulge all those years ago!"

fanny bulge by Stockers August 25, 2003

fanny bulge 

The bulge in which a female gains when they eat one to many pies. I.E Lisa Riley (UK) has a massive grim fanny bulge.

My nickers dont fit any more

fanny bulge by Rimmy the 3rd July 26, 2003

Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI) 

A woman/man who is short enough to view their significant others' genitals without crouching more than 2 feet.

Jake: Hey bro that girl short af
Alex: Yeah dude she's at Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI) height

Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI) by QPaulG July 9, 2022

fannybugger 

rather ironic insult often heard in the depths of glasgow.

c'mere you wee fannybugger!

fannybugger by andrew_the_goblin May 6, 2004