fangly

An exaggerated stated of busted appearance. Extremely ugly, often with long, greasy hair or crooked teeth.

"Taylor is busted. No, he's more than busted, he's fangly."

fangly by The Diva March 17, 2005

fangly

abbreviation for fat and ugly.

Did you see that nasty cow? She was so fangly, and jangly in all the wrong places.

fangly by One dude. May 25, 2009

fangly

1. Slang adjective for animals/people/generic objects, sometimes made up and totally off-topic, with large teeth.

2. Slang noun for anything that is fangly.

Dude, that vampire cosplayer was totally fangly.

Man, that fangly saxophone is totally gon' eat you!

OMFZ, IT'S A FANGLY! RUN!

fangly by Nejin Oniwa May 14, 2007

deep sea fangly fish 

a type of deep sea fish that has christmas lights on it and a custem lure that looks like homestar, but if strongbad were one he would have an cool back deck for dinner and dancin'.

or I could be one of those deep sea fangly fish...

deep sea fangly fish by Anthony Quintero-Castañeda December 11, 2004

fanalysis 

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'

So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon

fanalysis by Anonymous submissions October 4, 2016

fangay 

A word used to describe an extreme fan of someone or something, when Fanboy/Fangirl simply doesn't cut it. Has nothing to do with the sexual orientation and is simply a coarser way of calling someone a fan.

He's such an FC Barcelona fangay, I can't stand him!

The Pokemon fangays in my school are so annoying!

fangay by kreten January 10, 2016

Five Finger Fangle Fop 

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.

Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.

Five Finger Fangle Fop by Shaft_H September 11, 2016