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Finglonger 

an invention by Professor Farnsworth...It is a glover with the pointer finger extra long so you can poke things farther away. It wasn't actually ever invented...someone should invent it.
"And thats what life would have been like if I had invented the finglonger, one can always dream, one can always dream..." said Professor Farnsworth
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Fangboner 

Hey, we passed Fangboner Road on our way to Cedar Point.
Fangboner by DingleBarry January 18, 2006
a term used to describe yourself as a fan of Dianna Agron
Person: So, are you fan of Dianna Agron?
You: Of course i am, i'm a fangron.
fangron by sarahaberry December 21, 2010

Fangboner 

When a women or man bites on an erection.
Tiffany was mad at Steve so she gave him a fangboner.
Fangboner by Yellyell June 22, 2019

fangboner 

A girl who likes to read books about vampires and would like to "bone" a vampire.
My fangboner friend is still reading the Twilight series.

Oh my god, what a fangboner!
fangboner by PomZags August 21, 2008

fangboner 

a vampire's erection
watch out for fangboner - it'll bite your clit
fangboner by DingleBarry January 18, 2006