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trumpet fanfare 

The infernal racket produced by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their cars. They do this out of extreme arrogance, to attract your attention to their expensive cars.
MEN don't blow a trumpet fanfare when they lock your cars. Lock your car like a MAN, not like a yuppie.

WoodSplitter Fanfare 

The song that plays when you need to go take a shit really bad.
BRO I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT REAL BAD BRO
"WoodSplitter Fanfare plays in the background"

The Fanfare 

A sexual act where you hum the beginning of the song "Victory Fanfare" into a sleeping persons ear, waking them up. Once finished the jingle, you ejaculate on the person and surrounding objects.

Bonus points if you throw rice or confetti after you have finished
The wife wasn't too happy when she got "The Fanfare" but she wasn't the one who leveled up.
The Fanfare by ntnearing July 28, 2011
a spectacular public display of awesomeness
a piano driven rock band. (lantz, jared, zach f., zselb)
the greatest thing to have never happened.. yet.

a term used after someone says something stupid, rather than ignoring them.
a term to break awkward silences
JON: hey man what was our math assignment yesterday?
MATT: fanfare!!..remember that (said as he walks away)
fanfare by Lanz March 10, 2007
you've been pranked.
*fanfare* you've been pranked!
fanfare by avian flu April 28, 2021

Fanfare In The Air 

This is the geological reference when one builds foundation before the line to roll over the group...
Conrad sparked two glizzys in an attempt to put the fanfare in the air .
Fanfare In The Air by Town242 July 7, 2021
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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