fan butter

The sweat accidentally accumulated by celebrities and guests, normally at sci-fi, comic book, anime and gaming conventions, when they have to get up-close and personal with sweaty fans.

I got half-a-pound of fan butter on my arm just by taking a photo with the guy in the Mercy shirt who hasn’t washed all weekend.

fan butter by TCWolf August 11, 2019

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bitter Sharks fan

A warm weather (figuratively and literally) hockey fan who has probably never seen ice outside of a drinking glass. Their frustration with the failure of their local squad has reached a point where their capacity for cognitive thinking is permanently impaired.

"Did you see that call?? The Wings player was clearly using The Force to knock our guy into him causing the interference! The NHL hates us!" - a bitter Sharks fan

bitter Sharks fan by definitelynotlefthighkick April 28, 2010

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Related Words

fan butter • funbutter • fanutter • Fag Butter • Fap Butter • fat butter • fn butter • fan • fan service • Fan Behavior

funbutter

lube

"Yo mamacita pass the funbutter so we can fuck."

funbutter by Shroom5799 October 11, 2017

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fanutter

(fa-new-ter) a womans vagina

That woman I had sex with has a hairy fanutter

fanutter by scrapdawg April 27, 2009

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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