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fan boy by Anonymous May 24, 2003
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An obsessed loser who can't get enough anime, evercrack, or star trek. Sadly, they gather togther, unaware of the social stigma their fantacism brings, dooming them to never experience sex let alone look at, or sniff a pussy. These retards are only slightly less annoying than people from France.
fan boy by T. J. May 23, 2003
This term refers to depictions in early Hollywood movies where young boys would stand in place, holding large palm fronds, ceaselessly fanning Cleopatra or a Roman Emperor, etc.

The whole purpose of the fanboy's life was to support the pleasures and comforts of the object of their worship.

Hence, the slur, "fanboy".
Fan Boy: "Mr. Jobs, I so love my Mac. Am I fanning you to your fullest satisfaction?"

Steve Jobs: "iHarder. iFaster. Oh yes, Fan Boy! Don't stop!"
fan boy by Open Source Fanboy February 18, 2005
Sonyroolz needs to shut the f*** up.
fan boy by Cpt.Bob November 28, 2003

fnaf fan boy

Child aged 0-12 who talks about FNAF all the time in their high-pitched voice.
FNAF Fan Boy: dude i think phone guy from FNAF is the purple guy

edgy teen: i don't care

FNAF Fan Boy: do you believe 83 or 87?

edgy teen: i don't care!

FNAF Fan Boy: i can't wait for FNAF world!

edgy teen: I DONT CARE!!
fnaf fan boy by Cobble November 3, 2015

Pendu fan boy 

A person who loses at any and everything and always has a lame excuse not supported by any facts whatsoever. Pendu fan boys usually make wild unsubstantiated allegations that are at best embarrassing to someone with a single brain cell.
Also someone who support a washed out GOAT pretender who plays in a far away unknown league.
Friend : Why did Pendu (also Penaldo) ghost the World Cup?
Pendu fan boy : The World Cup was rigged….bbrrrr…bbrrr. The media does not like Pendu. Ha ha ha.
Pendu fan boy by Cash 247 January 27, 2023

fnaf fan boy

Literally sings fnaf songs everyday. Claims that fnaf songs are the best in the world.

Always whisper in a high pitch voice in ur ear saying: "You won't get tired of my voice will you?" "I will put you back together."

Has all the fnaf plushies around his bed.

Believing that souls can possess into some metal bois

Attracted to (mostly all the female animatronics) and wanting to propose to them.

Usually fap to fnaf porn
People: Fnaf is just a game, no need to be so obsessed about it mannn...
Fnaf fan boy: HOW DARE U SAY THAT!!!??? ONE DAY I WILL BECOME PURPLE GUY AND KILL U AND STUFF U INTO AN ANIMATRONIC SUIT. AND THEN BURN YOU WITH THE PIZZERIA DOWN UNTIL UR SOUL GOT TRAPPED INSIDE HELL JUST LIKE WILLIAM AFTON
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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