noun, verb,: a person who is trying to pimp but is obviously unsuccessful. The act of unsuccessfully trying to pimp. Also can be abbreviated, FP-in'
John was false pimpin the fanny pack at the concert.
John is a straight false pimp.
John was fp-in' it all over town in his yugo.
John is a straight false pimp.
John was fp-in' it all over town in his yugo.
by Andrew P Moore- H town October 1, 2003