fake straight

Someone who is seceretly gay on the side.

"Dude, his finger smelt like anal."

"Tell me about it. He's probably a fake straight."

by boo yaa tonka twist May 1, 2006

Fakestraight

When you're not gay, but you're not straight. You don't like pussy and you don't like dick....You just prefer penetration from men.

Caitlyn: Did you see Omar and Alex.
Sarah: The Fakestraights?
Caitlyn: Yeah, they were by the lake.
Sarah: Yeah..they're so cute!
Caitlyn: Yeah...They don't like dick though.

by lickalollipop June 23, 2015