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Someone who is seceretly gay on the side.
"Dude, his finger smelt like anal."

"Tell me about it. He's probably a fake straight."
by boo yaa tonka twist April 18, 2006
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the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers
oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!
by garv November 10, 2003
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When you're not gay, but you're not straight. You don't like pussy and you don't like dick....You just prefer penetration from men.
Caitlyn: Did you see Omar and Alex.
Sarah: The Fakestraights?
Caitlyn: Yeah, they were by the lake.
Sarah: Yeah..they're so cute!
Caitlyn: Yeah...They don't like dick though.
by lickalollipop June 17, 2015
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