faith wipe
When you take a shit and don't wipe. You establish blind faith between yourself and your asshole that you won't leave shit stains on your underpants.
faith wipe by MistaDillPickle June 2, 2018
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faith wipe
When you take a shit that is so clean on it's departure that even the slightest thought of attempting to wipe would be dishonorable to the clean getaway. The clean streak, even.
faith wipe by MistaDillPickle June 2, 2018
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Faith Wipe
When someone does not check after they wipe when going to the bathroom. Choosing instead to guess / sense when they are clean, an act of faith.
Max: "Bro do you check after you wipe when you go to the bathroom?"
Chad: "nah man! I Faith Wipe, I just sense when im clean. Why would I willing look at shit bro?"
Chad: "nah man! I Faith Wipe, I just sense when im clean. Why would I willing look at shit bro?"
Faith Wipe by Lemonkayt April 29, 2026
The Wipe of Faith
The attempt made by the unfortunate toilet user to be left with only a few sheets of toilet paper to finish the job with.
Often due to either not wanting to start a new roll or having no replacement; this bold attempt is only for those with true faith in the tissue.
Often due to either not wanting to start a new roll or having no replacement; this bold attempt is only for those with true faith in the tissue.
"I can't believe you managed to get away with The Wipe of Faith, I tried the same thing the other day and ended up soiling myself"
The Wipe of Faith by Andy Pineapple January 13, 2007
wipe of faith
Not wiping ur ass after knowing you had a clean pinch. Trusting that your ass will not itch 20mins later from shit sticking to your butthole
wipe of faith by LimpPimp November 17, 2015
on faith no wiper
A bowel movement that is so solid and so smooth that you have the utmost confidence that it did not leave any remnants in your crack.... thus leaving you to assume that wiping would merely be a waste of time.
My poop was so great that I chalked it up as an on faith no wiper. Boy was I wrong, I should have wiped. Lucky for me I was wearing brown underwear.
on faith no wiper by wordman55 September 3, 2013
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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