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Fair deuce 

A saying commonly used by strange cunts with 2 first names

Example: Mark-John
GOOD BLOKE: Hey MJ! Go and get fucked ya half chewed crumpet

MJ: Fair Deuce bruz
Fair deuce by Cazlab7 November 17, 2017

fair deuce 

Something that Jackson says all the time. Not that i know him or anything. I just heard hes pretty cool. But not when he says fair deuce. Because he applies it to EVERY SITUATION.
"I wanna drink"
"Fair deuce"
" Im feeling sick"
"Fair deuce"

"Lets wear this decorative hat feather to go traveling to Denmark"
"fair deuce"
fair deuce by Not Jeordie June 15, 2014

fair dece 

short for fairly decent. it means pretty good or not bad.
John: So what do you think of her?
David: She fair dece, man, fair dece.
John: Sweet
fair dece by maltesepace January 10, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026