fail muffin 

This peculiar term is very confusing. Even the creators of this term aren't quite sure what it REALLY means.

A person who is going to beat someone else may be serving them a tray of fail muffins. Or perhaps just one fail muffin. It depends on the size of the fail.

Or, it usually is used to describe something that really sucks.

You might tell someone to eat a fail muffin if they do something dumb. Or, you know, fail.

"Biology eats the fail muffin."
"Haha yeah, I hate Bio."

"1,2,3,4,5,7..."
"...eat a fail muffin dude.."

"I'm gonna beat you so bad"
"No way man! I'm gonna serve you a fail muffin!"

fail muffin by Emily Taylor June 21, 2008

fail muffin 

When you fail so bad you could die sitting in your own muffins. Also refering to failing less than fail muffin. Look up fail cake.

Did you see Justin Biebers concert last night?

Yea he was a fail muffin!

fail muffin by fat weiner yayayayayayayaya May 22, 2011

muffin fail 

when you get a rather delicious-looking muffin, you take a big yummy chunk off the tup, then drop it.

Emma: this muffin looks delicious!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!

muffin fail by xXmetalxgirlXx November 19, 2009

failmuffin 

failmuffin is the best thing u can call ur friend... especially if they love the word "fail" and overuse it... but they are the bestest friends and they recognize ur true achievements

a pet name for some1 u think is cuter than a muffin with googly eyes but wold fail at being a muffin because they are too awesome and actively human-esque...

Elena: *says something dumb*
Me: FAIL!
Elena: oh right, ur my little failmuffin!
Me: huh?

Elena: *does an epic flip*
Maeve: ohhhh rite FAILMUFFIN!!! YAY not fail :) :) :)

Tom: awww ur my little failmuffin!
Katie: awwww thnx! ur my little epic-love

failmuffin by the_original_failmuffin June 2, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022