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Text, usually in the style of 4chan greentext, that basically goes "I'm not gay, but- *literally the single gayest thing ever written by human hands*"
> Be me
straight male

20 lines of background and story that never happened

> a twink in lingerine is riding me

I LOVE FAGSLOP
fagslop by idaprofessional June 27, 2024
Fagslop, sometimes also referred to as 4chan yaoi, is a type of greentext story usually involving an anon claiming to be straight but who ends up in some very gay activities. Sometimes also ending said anon asking 4chan for advice or claiming to not be gay.

The usual fagslop story follows this structure:
>Be me
>Straight male

*Backstory leading up to some of the most gay stuff you have ever read*

I'm not gay, I can't be gay. Anons, is this gay?
4chan fagslop is a great source of short yaoi stories
Fagslop by Puro! July 9, 2024

fagalopes 

A group of homosexual men who are traveling in a herd-like manner. The herd of fagalopes are apparently born with an aversion to wallaby.
Oh my God, it's Nick, Sai, and Justin; those fagalopes are on a stampede to watch Jumanji starring Robin Williams.
fagalopes by Natetendo Wii March 21, 2008

Fagolope 

Its a gay antolope
Fuck u fagolope
Fagolope by Pewpsicle June 16, 2011

fasloppy 

To be fat and sloppy at the same time. One who disregards presentation of self.
My girlfriend gained 100 pounds in six months and sex has now become fasloppy.
fasloppy by roccor December 11, 2011

Fagalopogous 

usually a Christian Rodriguez. A large lazy slow usually nocturnal creature. Likes to feed on its own boogers. Also is 100% attracted to men and enjoys ass sex.
rattyrain stop being such a fagalopogous.