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faggotball 

The "sport" of douchebags. Uniform consists of polo shirts with obnoxious logos on them, sagging cargo shorts, and Sperry shoes with socks that come up almost to the knee, or other "swag" clothing. Participants often falsely claim to be athletically gifted. Regrettable tattoo is optional but very common. The "goal of the game" is to be as annoying as possible. The ones best at faggotball are known as the captains.
Person 1: "Yeah, I totally beat these 5 guys at basketball all by myself the other day" -pushes up Aeropostale polo sleeves to reveal misspelled tattoo-

Person 2: "Look, it's the faggotball captain"
faggotball by Harrison10 September 11, 2013

faggotbagmeat

a guy who acts straight and has a cover up girlfriend but is really gay.
That faggotbagmeat christian sucks dick for living but he hides it and makes everyone think he is straight
faggotbagmeat by ur mum May 31, 2018

faggotbating

To jack off to ones self, to be a complete fucking faggot and jack off to yourself because you think your some hot fucking piece of shit. After realizing this, you should probably kill yourself because you know you a piece of dirt shit and your name is Jeff.
Stop faggotbating, Jeff.
faggotbating by Fuclaypias April 18, 2017

Faggotwat 

Term to describe someone that has a stank level 39 or higher.
What's that smell? Must be a faggotwat.
Faggotwat by Gayhomoniggerfaggot March 13, 2017

faggotbaggot 

Look at that faggotbaggot over there!
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