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I am way past facing reality! 

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
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Ceres Fauna 

Member of Hololive Council also known as Mother Nature, her voice is so comfy and she has two cats named Snail and Clover
A: Hey, did you watch Ceres Fauna's stream last night?
B: Only for half an hour because her voice is so comfy I fell asleep
A: Damn bro...
Ceres Fauna by DeadKFP September 27, 2021

fatunger 

Nickname of Krasimira (fat girl)
facebook.com/krasim03?fref=ts
-Hi fatunger.
-So why am i a fatunger?
-'Cuz ya fat ass fuck .
fatunger by mimitu July 13, 2017

FABUNKNOWN 

FABUNKNOWN:- Is a secret FABARM who never appears to exist, he she or it could be operating, silently unknown, from the enemie's attic - the FABUNKNOWN nearly always operates silently - then disappears INSTANTLY!
I'm certain that he's a very cunning agent, we'll need to get a FABUNKNOWN up in his attic for a while, he or she'll get the facts within a couple of hours - FABUNKNOWNS ARE F A S T !
FABUNKNOWN by FABARM December 17, 2018
A facebook profile pic featuring a close-up view of one human testicle
Nice pic you fucking facenad freak, now I have to go rinse my eyes out in an attempt to get the vision of your overly veiny, hairless coin pouch out of my head
facenad by cornfritter January 13, 2011

Leather Facing 

To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.

Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.

It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.
My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.

Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.

Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.
Leather Facing by TWC.TV March 21, 2017