Facebookending 

In addition to impulsive Facebook check-ins, the act of beginning and ending one's daily computer-related acitivies with a "quick" Facebook scan for new messages, status updates, and commentary.

text: hey john, u still up?
text: yep. just hittin' the ol' facebook before gettin some zzzs
text: it's 3 am. what's with all the facebookending lately?
text: just feels good 2 cover all my bases. besides, i get my happy birthday messages in early and a slew of booty call ops at nite
text: nice! i guess it's better than statusitis. see u on fb in a few hours

Facebookending by wordmaestro September 29, 2011

Facebookeeping 

-Catching up with your facebook after much time of neglect.

-Facebook+housekeeping

Bryne:Damn, I haven't written back to anyone's post on months
Melissa:Wow, you have some hardcore facebookeeping to do

Facebookeeping by SourDough43 May 5, 2009

Facebookering 

Verb- To spend ones whole day pointlessly engulfed in the addiction of Facebook.

"I spent yesterday Facebookering"

Facebookering by sarapigz June 29, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022