This is the 5th inconsequential message I've received from John today; he's become a facebookworm.
After I rejected Karen's connection request on Facebook, she sent connection requests through 3 other networking sites. She just doesn't get it. What a Facebookworm.
An event, photo, rumor, or other happening that is worthy of posting on your Facebook profile for everyone to see.
"I just partied, drank scotch & sang karaoke all night with guys and their Korean servant girl harem in their mob lair without paying a single yen. It was definitely a Facebookworthy evening."
A person who clearly spends too much time on Facebook, to the detriment of alternate social activities, or even conversation with the person or group they are currently with.
A Facebookworm could be a person in a bar or cafe , staring intently at a smartphone and "liking"away as as real life evolves around them.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.