Facebook crush

A crush on a FB friend is characterized by the unexplainable urge to revisit the friend's Photos tab repeatedly and checking to see if other friends have written new messages on their Wall. Usually afflicts users who are only somewhat acquainted.

"I've got a Facebook crush on a guy I was going to rent a room from, but in the end we just friended each other."

Facebook crush by brooklyncat May 11, 2009

Word of the Day on October 13, 2009

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Facebook crush

A crush on a Facebook friend you barely know and weren't attracted to when you did know them. Most likely to occur when you've friended an old acquaintance who's become suspiciously more attractive over the years, due either to a particularly flattering photo or because they've now aged into a range where you could feasibly date them without being considered a perv. These factors, combined with intelligent and thoughtful posts by the subject friend, can lead to a titillating attraction for a mental projection that does not in fact exist. Such crushes are seldom viable in analog space.

I've developed a Facebook crush on Gunnar, but I'm sure it would be a disaster if we really went on a date.

Facebook crush by Lola Roman January 1, 2010

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Facebook Crush

When friends incessantly comment on each other's posts even though they don't really know each other that well.

Man 1: I just went to the Chelsea Flower Show and wish I had a big garden!
Man 2: Why don't you move to Melbourne and you can :-)
Man 1: Funny, I was going to write that! xx
Man 2: Looking forward to seeing you in Madrid. Four more weeks! Woohoo.
Man 1: Can't wait! xx
Man 3: Boy, you two have a Facebook Crush going on...

Facebook Crush by FBPundant October 9, 2011

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Facebook Crush

Seeing somebody in your friends page through a picture/comment. To complete the crush, you then see them at a party or event etc.

friend 1 - "Dude, i saw that same hot girl i facebook creeped on, at that last party. me gusta(I Like). i have to talk to her."

friend 2 - dude... i call that the facebook crush.

Facebook Crush by masterpeace April 21, 2011

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The ones who crashed facebook

Chelsea and Tom were spamming ange's picture with meanlingless chat on 1/15/2009 when the picture reached about 150 comments facebook went poof. And for about 3 hours pictures were invisible, pages were distorted, and a legend was born.... The Ones Who Crashed Facebook.

I was just about to write on my girlfriends wall when i got kicked off! GOD DAMN ID LOVE TO FIND THE ONES WHO CRASHED FACEBOOK IN PERSON AND KILL THEM

The ones who crashed facebook by stylezzZ` January 15, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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