One who frequently or just repeadtedly shits their face. They are failing in an effort to express a logical thought in words understandable by humans.
Guy #1 - Misspeaks
Guy #1 - Ahh let me start over
Guy #1 - Incoherent garble
Guy #2 - You're quite the face shitter tonight aren't you?
Guy #1 - Ahh let me start over
Guy #1 - Incoherent garble
Guy #2 - You're quite the face shitter tonight aren't you?
by Matt P - the non english one May 4, 2007
The sucked in facial expression when a homeless scumbum desperately needs to shit and there not afraid to shit anywhere in public
Hey Patti,get on the next ferry cause it looks like a sucked face shitter splattered the deck with a vengeance.
by DOT Employee April 4, 2021