face biscuit

The physical act of defecating on another persons face.

There was a terrible misunderstanding when my granny asked for a face biscuit with her cup of tea.

by Howardbrown July 22, 2019

Biscuit Face

Somebody with a chunky yet fluffy face that doesn't give you your way.

I want to go out to eat so you can take it or leave it biscuit face.

Shut up biscuit face.

by Silversesu March 21, 2012

Biscuit Face

When you are pinging out of your mind on disco biscuits so hard that you just cant seem to stop chewing your face off.

Get your biscuit face on!!

by Piznit April 9, 2011

biscuit face

A person whose face you just want to pound like a blob of gooey biscuit mix.

She called me a bitch, and I wanted to punch her just like the rest of her biscuit face friends.

Shut up before you become a biscuit face.

by bebivens March 10, 2008

biscuit face

Being a pasty faced snatch

Man, Borstle is a real bicuit face!

by valid December 11, 2003

split faced wisker biscuit

n: A woman's vagina three days after shaving and showering.

Baby, your split faced wisker biscuit smells like a urinal full of roadkill.

by Tankesmaximus June 9, 2009