fabbeluga 

A fabulously obese white person possibly with that last name who resembles a beluga whale and/or behaves like one

That guy Steve is a real fabbeluga, he should hold off on all those burgers and blue moons! Burgers and blue moons will make a fabbeluga out of you!

fabbeluga by Slap-Jack September 23, 2018

farbelgaster 

Noun. A human that is no longer human but sub-human. the farbelgaster is known for being lazy, sleepy, slothful, and a procrastinator. It has many similarities to a troll in actions and habitat. they have social issues and do not do well in large groups of humans but around their same kind can find similarities that tie them together and allow them to communicate in meaningful ways among themselves. Enjoy the company of a Human Female, but most females avoid them like the plague. Farbelgaster females are extremely rare and tend to have extreme emotional and social issues like the males.

Rick you need to come out of your room and cleanbefore you become a farbelgaster.

farbelgaster by shnushnu June 29, 2011