F.M.

Aka as a Faith moment. A moment when someone is so full of themselves that they change the convo so it is about them bc their life is so boring they have nothing else to talk about except themselves

Aimee: I wanna go to the beach tonight
Mikayla: I'm a really good swimmer and like I posted a beach photo on insta last night go like it
Demi: Fuck off Mikayla stop having an F.M.

by antifmgang November 16, 2018

F.M

-Fresher Mistake.
When you realize that you/someone else has done something silly/regrettable/funny that you would normally expect of someone in their first year at University/College (a fresher).

"Oh dear, last night was a complete F.M, I don't remember anything"

"That guy you got with last night was a bit of an F.M"

After falling down some stairs
"First F.M for the day"

by Sarah1904 May 15, 2008

F.M.

Fucking Magic:
1) The idea that something resolved itself; the idea that something resolved magically; Used as an answer when the truth may not be present
2) Shortened version of PFM; a miracle; low probability

The problem cleared itself...how? Not sure, I think it was F.M.
It will be PFM if he/she finishes the job.

by Greenskeeper1 September 06, 2007

cake f.m.

Talking on speaker phone with your significant other while in the car with other individuals. Therefore forcing every one to listen to you sweet talk, instead of listening to the radio like everyone else would prefer.

I was forced to listen to cake f.m. all the way home, my friends a dick..shoot me now.

by doolinism January 19, 2011