eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016

eye dick

Term used to describe hot people.. like eye candy just less.. um solicited haha

“Damn what a piece of eye dick.”

by DORYYYY December 29, 2017

Dick Eye

The dick eye is the slit that you push your nut out of your hard cock

One of the greatest pleasures in life is shooting semen out of our dick eye!

by HornyPornoAddict September 3, 2022

dick eye

A look from a female to a male that expresses sexual interest.

The leggy blonde at the bar won't stop staring at Kevin. She's been giving him the dick eye all night long.

by Lord Fuelfire June 6, 2004

Dick-Eye

A serious condition of the eyeball where fluid is backed up in the tear duct causing swelling, irritation, redness and serious infection. The known cause is from touching dirty bowling balls or other random objects that have been fingered and prodded by guys who have recently used a public rest room and have not washed their hands and then touching your eye with your contaminated finger.

Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.

by BClawd April 10, 2019

dick eyes

when a girl has eyes that make it look like she just wants to suck a dick

Yo that bitch has some major dick eyes

by maggs November 29, 2004

dick eye

Removing a female's eyeball with your dick, through orbital cavity intercourse.

Holy Shit I accidentally gave my wife dick eye last night while having some hot orbital cavity intercourse!
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I would totally dick eye that bitch!

by surfti310 August 20, 2008