eyedam

Eyedam is a version of the name Adam, but it is pronounced 'eye-dam'. It is a more pimp version of the name. Whenever Eyedam enters a room everyone notices because he announces his name before and after he leaves. Eyedam also likes ot jerk off mice and rabbits in the lab for scientific purposes. Whenever anyone tells Eyedam something he always says 'good' in a very high pitched voice.

'Eyedam is entering the room, it's Eyedam'

Person 1: 'Why is he jerking off mice and watching rabbits have sex with each other?
Person 2: 'He must be an Eyedam!'

Person 1: 'Hey Eyedam, here are those rabbits and mice you asked for...'
Eyedam: 'Good, good!...'

eyedam by davfid December 14, 2011

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eyedema

A bag under the eye. Normally used in plural. Eyedemas are bags under your eyes. From "eye" and "edema" meaning a swelling.

Didn't you sleep last night? You've got eyedemas.

eyedema by Charles Hodgson March 20, 2006

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eyedam • eydam • EyEamZer0 • Eyedaho • eyedema

EyEamZer0

To be God on earth. A human version of perfection, of completeness, of ascension. The unlimited source of power in the universe, designated into the palms of one soul being, EyEamZer0~

DuDe, EyEamZer0 man.

Frak that, I'm zer0 you nubshit.

EyEamZer0 by jeff damner April 11, 2009

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Eyedaho

Da Pacific-Northwestern "potato state" where da spuds have plenty of little sprout-buds.

If da cyclops-like Dark Lord of Mordor wanted to name his kingdom after his most-well-known bodily-feature, it seems like "Eyedaho" would be as likely a name as any other dat he might choose.

Eyedaho by QuacksO December 23, 2021

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eydam

A person who loves shorts and also a really good liver of latinas,he is such a handsome guy and such a player at the same time

Eydam is the difinition of him

eydam by Nikkas16836 November 20, 2023

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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