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Eyebrowing

the act of raising and lowering your eyebrows repeatedly.
Boy #1: Hey, you see that girl?
Boy #2: Yeah, I'd totally eyebrow her.
Boy #1: Oh? I'm eyebrowing her right now.
Eyebrowing by Mrs. Sterious March 2, 2010
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A less crude way of saying "eyef**king". Eyeboning is when someone is staring at another someone (usually very attractive) with such an intense manner it is as though they are "boning" them.
Monica: OMG...that chick was totally eyeboning you!
Jason: What chick?
Monica: The one in the short, tight, orange mini-dress.
Jason: I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut!
Eyeboning by classikjane March 10, 2015

Eyebrowing

The origin of the term is that thing a girl does when she's plucking her eyebrows where she switches back and forth trying to get things even, but accidentally takes too much off EVERY time until there is no eyebrow left.

Despite the origin, this term applies to haircuts, makeup, and even external things the girl does.
Jer: Your hair looks fine woman, stop eyebrowing!
Rosey: No wait, I'm almost done, my hair is uneven!
Jer: You are such an eyebrower!
Eyebrowing by Polymathous January 11, 2012

Eyebrowing

When you shave off your eyebrows during a 2007 britney breakdown and now you're desperately drawing them on with sharpie.
Person one: did you hear about rachel she's gonna shave off her eyebrows
Person 2: bet she'll be eyebrowing after doing it

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026