eyeMac 

An eyePad but even more useless and for fat ladies who are somehow rich

BRUH THOSE FAT SCALPERS GOT THE EYEMAC NOOOOOO

eyeMac by midsasx December 12, 2021

eyesacks 

1. Keeper of yo peepers.
2. Beholder of Vision
3. The void that your eyeballs rest in.
4. Online gaming: Ownage/pwnage - l33t - got the better of you.

1&3. The little kid shot out his eye with a bb gun. All that remained was his eyesack.
2. That dood layed it down eyesacks style (after hearing his deep true words).
4. Some gamer: "Omg! EyeSacks is here lets try to kill him!"
System Msg: "EyeSacks has just sent Some player to the Lifestone"
EyeSacks: /flex "EyeSacks Flexes"

eyesacks by EyeSacks April 30, 2003

eyejack 

Spy, watch, or see an event, interaction or situation
that you have no business witnessing or
unintentionally witness.

James eyejacked my rendezvous with Kim and now
everyone knows I obtained copy of the test prior to
the final exam.

eyejack by Gregory Marcus September 19, 2006

Eyesack

Describes someone who has pectoral muscles the size of mountains, chiseled abs that are like boulders, thighs that could break buildings in halves, hair that flows and shines like the ocean or someone who is just plain sexy.

Also is used as a common nickname for the name "Isaac"

Girl. Like omg. That Isaac. Is like. Turning into like. An EYESACK! :D

Oh. Em. Gee. I want to like. Touch his body.

Eyesack by hilaryclintonismycrush02 October 8, 2012

eyerackaphobia 

The fear of being caught looking at someone's breasts while talking to them, forcing you to stare, petrified, into their eyes

Candy: Are you all right Jimmy? You haven't blinked in 2 minutes?
Jimmy: You have big..uh, ...eyes... and I have eyerackaphobia!
Candy: Well, I'm glad you're not like all the other pigs.

eyerackaphobia by Gnomish June 1, 2009

eyejack 

Marketing/Public relations slang term for the effectiveness of a PR message, display, graphic icons, layout or webpage to hijack attention and in that instant the message (positive and helpful or propaganda)is received and comprehended by the viewer.

If we tailor the presentation correctly, capture the emotion of the product, we should be able to eyejack the audience long enough to inform them of our promotion.

eyejack by Phil DuChard December 13, 2008

egemacation 

education.

pronounced "eh - juh - muh - kay - shun"

Person 1: i kannt sshpell

Person 2: then wtf?! go back to school and get yourself an egemacation!

egemacation by unknown-shooter September 6, 2009