expiration dating

To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.

"I hear you started dating some new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"

by Travis May 31, 2005

expiration chug

when someone drinks milk very quickly on the day of the expiration date

Person a: what happened to that gallon of milk in the refrigerator?

Person b: Oh, I gave it an expiration chug, so it wouldn't go bad.

Person a: Good thinking!

by deez nutz81 July 2, 2008

Expiration Dating

Expiration Dating

ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\

: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date

The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"

The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."

The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."

(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)

by murdadrum January 4, 2014

Expiration Date

When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses make-up tricks, botox, lip injections, etc. to appear more youthful to attempt to shave years off her age.

Many celebrity chicks over 40 are past their expiration date, but spend a lot of money trying to look like they are 5 - 10 years younger.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

expiration wealth

Wealth accumulated when somebody close to you has expired or is about to expire.

Hey Daniel, i saw that rich old man across the road the other day and he looks like he is about to expire. Lets make friends with him so we can accumulate a bit of expiration wealth

by Unsinkable May 5, 2008

expiration dating

being with someone despite knowing that you have to separate in the near future.

I hate expiration dating, but he's so cute! I'll just date him until I go to school in the fall.

by valerie vodka May 31, 2014

Expiration Weight

similar to an expiration date, if you pass a certain weight your health is no good. point of no return. passing your expiration weight will end up in either many surgeries or death. beware.

"Hey! Who gave you permission to eat cake?! You're on a strict diet!"-doctor
"My wife..."-mr. portley
"No more cake! You're about to pass your expiration weight!"-doctor

by bambilovestoparty December 9, 2009