expedion

A complete lying bafoon

don't be an expedion, i know you stole my stuff

expedion by AceTK August 16, 2007

expedonciously 

A complicated sounding adverb used to add weight or humor to a phrase. (similar to how people use indubitably)

The word originated in a skit between two OC's created by @Mikanropp on TikTok

Benji: I had a dream about you last night.

Zero: Really? :) What was I wearing?

Benji: Nothing...?

Zero: I was butt-ass naked in your dream? You never even seen butt-ass naked. How'd you kno-?!

Benji: No i meant like nothin' special. You lack drip EXPEDONCIOUSLY my guy.

Zero: It's 8:30 am -_-

expedonciously by Plurp9 August 16, 2021

expedious 

Tis a mystery. Use a search engine and it is everywhere, however I don't find it in any dictionary. Somewhere between expedient and expeditious expect soon to find expedious!

When a complaint is received, the Town will then investigate the allegation in a fair and expedious manner.

The law requires SSA to expedite the provisional payments, but the law did not require the DDS to be as expedious.

expedious by Wil Allyn March 11, 2005

expediously 

You tell me! Use a search engine and it is everywhere, however I don't find it in any dictionary. Somewhere between expedient and expeditious expect soon to find expedious!

The political, protective and legal authorities need to deal with these concerns more expediously.

..we can offer the foreign entrepreneur, executive or investor support for the opening of a U.S. company or branch office, and assistance in applying for visas to enable such person to oversee his business or be otherwise employed in the U.S. as expediously as possible.

expediously by Wil Allyn March 11, 2005

Expedient 

to speed up, to push along, to make faster

May the wind of a thousand sea cucumbers expedient your arrival

Expedient by n-doggie May 10, 2009

Expediance 

the fiasco associated with a trip booked via a particular online travel agency

Guy1: "Hey, how did you enjoy the vacations you booked online?"

Guy2: "Oh, holy crap... it was a complete Expediance!!! The retards at the travel agency made a good job: the flight was delayed for hours, before finally being cancelled - since the airline didn't exist. The 'exclusive hotel' included in the package burned down, before it was even built. Luckily, the vouchers for the rental car were stolen by the employee of the car hire company - along with the car. And the idiots from E$#@&%*.com didn't reimburse a penny!"

Guy2: "Guess what! That's the 'genuine advantage' of a Microsoft company..."

Expediance by Hitchhiker2Frustration October 16, 2010

expediously 

People say it’s not a word but watch your back because I swear it is. Now all the snowflake liberals will disagree but it is a word!!

“Let’s go expediously“ says Simon.

expediously by ShnazzyPerson April 14, 2022