Expedient 

to speed up, to push along, to make faster

May the wind of a thousand sea cucumbers expedient your arrival

Expedient by n-doggie May 10, 2009

A Riker’s Island green cup experience 

A Riker’s Island green cup experience — A short prison experience designed to make a weak co-conspirator flip on his bosses and “rat up” — meaning inform our co-conspirators higher in authority and more deeply imbedded in the organization under investigation.

Tennis great Boris Becker just finished two years in prison and he said: “ It’s a different lifestyle; it’s a different world…The only currency you have is your character and your personality — literally — and you better make friends with the strong boys because you need protection , you need a group of people to look out for you”

To which I say: YIKES!!!!!!!!

If you are weak A Riker’s Island green cup experience will not only make you flip; it will also make you a gold medal winning judicial gymnast!!!!!!!!

A Riker’s Island green cup experience may have caused Allen Weisselberg to flip on Donald Trump. Four months is a real jail in theory is short time. As an actual experience, and facing more charges it’s actually unthinkable. Flip hell!!! Allen Weisselberg probably not only flipped; but is now also probably a gold medal judicial gymnast!!!!!

A Riker’s Island green cup experience by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 30, 2023

Irish Life Experience 

The most amazing high school summer study abroad program in Ireland EVER! An incredible experience and four weeks of pure bliss.

The students had a blast on the Irish Life Experience.

Irish Life Experience by IrishLifeExp February 4, 2010

Experimental Internet Gas 

This is an absolutely baffling term originating from Marvel's New Warrior's comic reboot. The experimental internet gas gave a character called Screentime (a meme-obsessed teen superhero - literally) his special powers after his grandfather made the gas. This is a legit Marvel creation.

What.

"A Meme-Obsessed super teen whose brain became connected to the internet after becoming exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.” Now he can see augmented reality and real-time maps, and can instantly Google any fact. Does this make him effectively a genius? He sure acts like it does."

Experimental Internet Gas by Clockwork Caracal March 19, 2020

Expodentially 

A term used by corrupt and elderly dementia patients with crackhead sons.

Hunter's crack habit went up "expodentially" after he knocked up a stripper.

Expodentially by P.noodle December 14, 2021

Expodentially 

Expodentially is a slang word used at strategic points in a conversation or speech to avoid using the word “exponentially”, which means substantial. This tactic is commonly used by politicians who lack integrity, to avoid being caught in their lies when their promises ultimately turn out to be empty.

Politician: “ And if you vote for me, you’ll see the money in all of your bank accounts grow EXPODENTIALLY!”

Expodentially by Panama Pucker December 17, 2021

Twin Flame Experience 

The Twin Flame experience is the meeting of another person who awakens within you a spirituality and a sense of being alive that is unlike anything experienced previously. It is often experienced as a transcendental "oneness" with God, yourself, and the other person. Mortal time becomes irrelevant. The two seem to know each other immediately and intuitively, and can continue to correspond off and on throughout a lifetime as though no time has passed at all. Life begins to be measured in terms of experiences, rather than years, after meeting a Twin Flame. The sense becomes that even when physically separated, a twin no longer feels alone on the planet. This bond can be experienced to such an intensity that it can feel like one twin's soul is inhabiting the body of the other, sharing the flesh.

The intensity of the connection often sends the Twins (TF's) into a tailspin following a brief experience of heaven on earth. This period can be considered a time of refining, during which each twin begins a task of identifying and confronting individual demons (read: unhealthy or self-defeating traits, beliefs, flaws, etc.) If utilized correctly, these trials can work to lead each individual toward greater balance. Developing wholeness as an individual - and not two halves making a whole - is the goal of the TF experience. This goal can be likened to that of the Buddhist concept of obtaining Nirvana and the Christian concept of earthly rebirth into a transcendental state.

Tales describing the Twin Flame experience - without utilizing the label of such - abound in both literature and music, and with varying outcomes.

Twin Flame Experience by shannadawn November 6, 2013