expasshole

When you bang your girl for so long that her asshole starts to widen.

Jimbob: Once I'm done expassholeing you, I could stick a mug two feet up your ass.

by Hiiamcactus June 27, 2017

expresshole

expresshole is someone who uses the 12 items or less express lane when they obviously have more than that in their cart.

All I have is a gallon of milk and this guy in front of me is tying up the express lane with a loaded cart full of groceries. What an expresshole!

by jujube59 November 26, 2010

expresshole

a shopper at a supermarket/ store that checks out at the express line when they clearly have more items than the maximum. this makes everyone behind them wait.

"Look at this expresshole! he has 20 items when you can only have 5 on this line!"

by Anonymus R December 7, 2005

emasshole

term describing a kid who is emo, yet manages to be an asshole anyway. double points if he can be an asshole while crying, getting dumped by gf, etc.

"Can u believe that kid in the tight sweater, wool scarf, and Saves the Day tee called me that?!"
"I know. What an emasshole."

by xxxholic June 7, 2005

expresshole

A person who attempts to check-out more than nine items in the express lane of the grocery store.

"Other lane, Expresshole!" said the angry shopper.

by yecart_13 January 6, 2009