mombat

a mother that is still too clingy after her kids are grown and on their own.

I invited Dylan to the party tonight but he had to go over to his moms place instead. She is quite the mombat and I think the umbilical cord is still attached. {clingy}

by jujube59 December 19, 2010

expresshole

expresshole is someone who uses the 12 items or less express lane when they obviously have more than that in their cart.

All I have is a gallon of milk and this guy in front of me is tying up the express lane with a loaded cart full of groceries. What an expresshole!

by jujube59 November 23, 2010

catacoma

When scratching or petting a cat and the cat reaches such a state of euphoria as to drool and go still and limp.

Fluffy was so happy laying in my lap and getting her ears scratched, she slipped into a catacoma. {cat} {happy}

by jujube59 December 19, 2010