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excutive 

someone that doesn't know how to spell Executive
Ben: what do you do?

Swati: I'm a excutive
Ben: what's that?
Swati: dunno
excutive by Ghostings August 31, 2017
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Mutually Excusive 

Two statements are mutual excusives (and hence, mutually excusive) if they are each given as excuses as to why one can't take part in the other, whilst hiding one's genuine plans.
Sarah: "Sorry Dave, I can't come to the cinema with you later, because I told Louise that we'd have a girls' night in."

Then later,

Sarah: "Sorry Louise, I can't come to girls' night, I promised Dave that I'd go to the cinema with him."

Thus, "going to the cinema with Dave" and "having a girl's night in with Louise" are mutually excusive.
Mutually Excusive by JTFYM December 4, 2012

excuserise 

a concept used to explain why something will miss its deadline. Common in publishing.
Nathan's game review will be late because he's wasted time excuserising why it will be late, rather than finishing the assignment.
excuserise by Melanie September 26, 2004

excuserise 

to think of an excuse and the answer to any question which may arise from that excuse.
basically, making sure you're excuse is a full and matching outfit. not an evening dress with a backpack you grabbed at the last minute.
'so you ready for college today?'
'yeah...i've just got to excuserise before Psych hand in'
excuserise by deathdrop April 20, 2007
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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